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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

(via orgasm)

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via magicul)

fvming:

To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

(Source: fvming, via orgasm)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

(via hate)

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